Commandment #2: Shoes and Ketchup Rule

Never place a shoe anywhere near a bottle of ketchup. Specially when the little boy shakes the bottle unaware that the cap is loose.

Result: A shoe that smells like pork chop dip and a little boy who became the laughing-stock of the night.

Resolution: Never let the little boy lend a finger on the bottle of ketchup.

Image Sources:

UFC banana ketchup

Chuck Taylor shoe