Commandment #4 The 'Dumb'bell Rule

Never KICK a dumbbell. It is preferably used for weight training. Use it like this.

Result: A purple TOE. Ouch.

Resolution: Throw away the dumbbell. It's better to eat.





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Dumbbells

Commandment #3: Giving a Cake Rule

When giving a cake to somebody, remember that you should always take the credit, and we really mean always take the credit.

Result: A Little Pinocchio being called an idiot, in a very very very complicated situation.

Resolution: Hahahahahahaha! :D

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Chocoheart cake

Commandment #2: Shoes and Ketchup Rule

Never place a shoe anywhere near a bottle of ketchup. Specially when the little boy shakes the bottle unaware that the cap is loose.

Result: A shoe that smells like pork chop dip and a little boy who became the laughing-stock of the night.

Resolution: Never let the little boy lend a finger on the bottle of ketchup.

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UFC banana ketchup

Chuck Taylor shoe

Commandment #1: Head and Shoulders Rule

Never use MENTHOL Head and Shoulders Shampoo as a LUBRICANT.

Result: A jumping little boy that hates the electric fan.

Resolution: If you don't want to BURN, Use Cream Silk STANDOUT STRAIGHT instead.

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Head and Shoulder's

Burning tree